SPANISH PRIEST ARRESTED FOR DEALING VIAGRA

A Spanish priest has been arrested on suspicion of illegally selling Viagra from his home. The cleric from the town of Don Benito, near Spain’s border with Portugal, was arrested Monday in the rectory, where he lived with a man described as his partner, who was also detained. Viagra is said to have been found inside the rectory as well as other drugs described as “powerful aphrodisiacs.” The priest has been described locally as a “very popular” man.
* And he had some pretty stiff competition in that town.
* Selling bootleg Viagra is hard work.
* “Hey – these aren’t communion wafers.”
* That’s why they call it a lay ministry?
* If he hadn’t been caught, there’s no telling how long he could have kept it up.