SPANISH MATADOR GORED IN EL CULO

A Spanish matador has been gored in a very bad place. A bull thrust one of its horns into Alejandro Conquero’s rectum Monday — sending him skyward while spectators screamed in horror in Cenicientos, Madrid. First, the bull rammed him twice — once into the air, and then to the ground. It then impaled Conquero in his backside sending him high over its body as fellow fighters rush in to distract the animal. The mauled matador got up and was able to limp out of the arena. He was listed in serious condition at a local hospital.
* Let’s just say the bull was playing Poke-man.
* He picked the wrong day to forget his steel underpants.
* Did this guy even graduate matador school, or is he learning on the job?
* Does the bull get a free pass now? Back out to the pasture to live a nice, peaceful life under the cork tree?