SPANISH COURT ALLOWS NUDIST TO WALK AROUND TOWN

A Spanish court has ruled in favor of a man who was fined for walking naked in the streets of Aldaia, Spain. Alejandro Colomar, 29, has been walking around his village naked since 2020. He says there is nothing unlawful about his naturist lifestyle, and claims people are more supportive than insulting of his clothes-free lifestyle. (* Uh huh.) The court determined that his behavior did not imply an “alteration of citizen security, tranquility or public order.” His court case stems from a time when he was fined $3,000 for walking naked in the streets of Aldaia and later stopped from entering a courthouse wearing only black socks and hiking boots.
* The real crime here is black socks with hiking boots.
* The judge found the evidence didn’t stand up in court.
* They just skipped past the part where the bailiff says “All rise.”
* Boy, this is a slippery slope. And I don’t want to know what it’s slippery with.
* That reminds me, I need to pick up some sausage on the way home.