SOME CLAIM THAT DOMINO'S PIZZA-TRACKING APP IS JUST PRETEND

Domino’s Pizza launched its pizza-tracking technology in 2008, allowing customers to monitor the progress of their pies via an animated status bar on the Domino’s website. The Pizza Tracker is supposed to allow customers to know when their order is being prepared, when it’s out of the oven, and when it’s out the door and on its way. It even includes the first name of the person delivering the order. Well, it turns out, that’s just not true. In recent months, fault-finding app users – or “app truthers” – say that the Domino’s pizza tracker is bogus.
– One user claims his app told him that “Melinda” would be arriving shortly with his order, but when he opened the door, a delivery man he already knew handed him the pizza.
– Another man claims the tracker told him his pizza was en route, even though he could see the Domino’s restaurant from his house, and there was no sign of the pizza being out for delivery.
– Others claim the pizza app told them their food had been delivered when it hadn’t, or that there were huge discrepancies between when their pies were supposed to be delivered and when they actually arrived. A spokesman for Domino’s claims that “the vast majority of the time Pizza Tracker works as designed.”
* Except when you’re checking on it.
* Are you telling me that the guy who could SEE the pizza from his house didn’t WALK over to the shop to pick up his pizza?
* Maybe that delivery man is transitioning to Melinda?
* For all that money you paid for the free tracking app, it should work, right folks?
* Fortunately, eating pizza is like a big reset button in your brain, and you just don’t care about the app anymore.