SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE

In Germany, a referee cancelled a soccer game on account of debilitating pain he endured after a player’s child bit him in the testicle. Referee Stefan Kahler said the incident occurred as he was completing the final checks before a soccer match between FC Taxi II and Rot-Weiss Mulheim III, two lower-tier German teams. He said a child belonging to one of the FC Taxi players came up to him, “Then suddenly – to my complete surprise – gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle,” Kahler wrote in a report. He cancelled the game due to the pain caused by the bite and the absurdity of the situation itself.
* It’s more than absurd – it’s nuts!
* Is this another dumb spinoff of “The Walking Dead”? “The Soccer Dead”?
* I hope the kid’s father takes the kid home and explains to him that when he grows up he should play rugby.
* As a referee, he always has to carry a Yellow Card, a Red Card, and now, a Blue Cross Card for the trip to the hospital.
* Time for referees to start wearing protective cups.