SMELL LIKE ST. PATRICK’S DAY

A company called Demeter Fragrances has come out with some cologne scents for St. Patrick’s Day. Now you can smell like St. Patrick’s Day before St. Patrick’s Day, b’jaysus. The three scents are Ireland, Irish Cream, and Clover. One reviewer says the Ireland and Clover scents are similar to Irish Spring soap. The Irish Cream fragrance will “make you smell like you’ve had one too many Guinnesses.”
* So you’ll smell the same as any other St. Patrick’s Day, then.
* Sounds like they could re-label this stuff for New Year’s Eve if they wanted.
* Thanks for the tip about two of them smelling like Irish Spring – you just saved me a couple bucks.
* They’re missing the real smells of Ireland:
– Corned Beef Burps
– Irish Wolfhound After A Rainstorm
– Stale Lucky Charms
– Pub Restroom On March 18th
– Step Dancer Socks
– Leprechaun Beard