SEX? WEAR A MASK

A new study from researchers at Harvard University says that hooking up carries some risk for transmitting COVID-19 from one partner to the other and recommends – among other practices – wearing a face mask while doin’ it. The research, published in the Annals of Internal Medicine (* huh huh…he said “Annals”), recommends wearing a mask if one is doing sex with people other than those with whom one is quarantined.
* These guys are really on top of the whole pandemic thing, aren’t they?
* This is like when women used to ask me to put an entire paper bag over my head.
* I suppose this could be fun if you have a fantasy involving a burglar.
* Who knew that the furry community would be so far ahead of the rest of us on this?