SEX LESS IMPORTANT TO SINGLE MEN NOW

According to a study published by Match.com, 81% of single men said sex is now less important than it was for them in pre-pandemic times. The reason for lackluster libidos is thanks to a “perfect storm” of biological and societal reasons brought on by COVID, according to Match’s chief scientific advisers and sex researchers, who note that, “You can’t shut a planet and expect people’s physiology to remain the same. We all suffered, dopamine plummeted, testosterone plummeted, sex is less important. The more sex you have, the more you want. The less sex you have, the less you want. Singles were having less sex and were under extreme stress, the two together dampened the importance of sex in their lives. They say the new dating culture — one which sees men desiring more wholesome connections with both themselves and their partners, may well lead to “a few decades of relative family stability and happy marriages.”
* Until they hit their 40’s and go nuts, like all men do.
* Not having sex for the past two years? Once again, I was ahead of my time.
* Sex is less important to single men? One look at the Box Office returns for all these Marvel comic book movies would tell you that. SOMEBODY’S going to these movies, and it ain’t the ladies.
* What is the takeaway here? Should I invest in Match.com? Or vibrators?
* The other big study out today: Kale is now America’s favorite vegetable. So … yeah, right.