SEPARATE SLEEPERS SURVEY

According to a recent survey of more than 2,000 Americans by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine, one third of us – 35% – occasionally or consistently sleep in another room.
– Half of men reported moving to another bedroom or a sofa, in comparison to a quarter of women.
– Millennials (born between 1981 and 1996) reported the highest rate (43%) of sleeping in another room, followed by those in Gen X (born between 1965-1980) (33%).
* Now when they say we’re sleeping around, they mean we’re sleeping around our own house – in the guest room, on the couch, in the recliner, on the porch…
* I would bet a lot of separate sleepers have a big dog the let sleep on the bed. Or cats. Cats would cause humans to do something like this, and they would do it on purpose. Divide and conquer.
* And what, exactly, is the “Sleep Medicine Academy”? Do they have a football team? Is their team mascot a bottle of NoDoz? If you fall asleep in class, do you get extra credit?
* A lot of kids go to college and take drugs. Kids go to the Sleep Medicine Academy to MAKE drugs.