SELFIE-TAKER FALLS OFF BRIDGE

A woman fell 60 feet off the Foresthill Bridge in Auburn, California, on Tuesday. The 730-foot-tall bridge is the highest in California and one of the highest in the United States. The unidentified woman and a group of friends were walking on the girders underneath the bridge when she attempted to take a selfie and fell. She landed on a trail below, suffering a deep gash to her arm and fractured bones that required surgery.
* So look for some new selfies from the intensive care unit.
* Fortunately, like in a lot of these cases, she landed on her ego, which cushioned the fall.
* How come they never get any cool selfies on the way down?
* She was screwing around on Foresthill and almost ended up in Forest Lawn.
* I think the key phrase here is “walking on the girders underneath the bridge.”
* Wow, she fell 60 feet and lived? What happened? Was the Grim Reaper on a union break?
* As far as the future goes, she’ll cross that bridge when she comes to it.