SCIENCE: AM RADIO WAVES HELP IMPOTENCE

New research published in the International Journal of Impotence Research suggested that self-administered, low-intensity radio frequency zaps to the penis could be effective for ED treatment due to anatomical and physiological changes in the penile tissue. When used at lower frequencies – basically AM radio and lower – the radio frequency creates heat, due to the interaction between molecules and ions, triggering “structural changes” and the creation of collagen and elastic fibers, according to study author Dr. Ilan Gruenwald. Over the course of two months and 12 treatments, 32 study participants ages 41 to 78 self-treated with the radio waves. Outcomes were evaluated using a questionnaire. One month after treatment, 28 of the men completed follow-up. Researchers found that 50% of patients achieved “normal erectile function” after treatment, and 11 of those reported “significantly improved” sexual function. Three, however, reported no benefits. (* Must have been playing Ed Sheeran music.) Overall, participants did not complain of any side effects, and said the device was “comfortable, simple and easy to operate.”
* Finally, a connection between rock and a hard place.
* No, we are NOT changing our call letters to W-A-N-G-AM.
* This is the best use of radio since traffic and weather together on the tens.
* ‘Course, all that extra heat so close to your testicles will make you sterile, but maybe for you it’s worth it.
* So buy a little AM radio, put it in your pocket, and it sends up your antenna. Is that how it works?