SCHOOL EVACUATED AFTER 3RD GRADER PEES ON AN ELECTRICAL OUTLET

A smoky situation in a Pendleton, Oregon, elementary school bathroom Tuesday was caused by a child urinating on an outlet. Officials said a third grade student urinated on an outlet inside a bathroom at Washington Elementary School Tuesday, causing the outlet to short out. The surrounding electrical outlets also shorted out, and began smoking. The entire school was evacuated for about 20 minutes around 2 p.m. Fire crews with the Pendleton Fire Department investigated the scene and cleared the building. All students and staff returned to school Tuesday and no one was reported injured in the incident.
* Except for the kid, whose eyebrows ought to stop smoking by Sunday.
* Gee, I knew our kids were dumb but they can’t even tell an outlet from a toilet?
* Where does he poop? In the sink?
* How many copycat incidents do you think this will inspire rounded off to the nearest thousand?
* Doesn’t it sound like something MacGuyver would do?
* Time for another warning label.
* Ahh well. It’s a nice break from the kid-brings-parents’-drugs-to-school stories.
* Now here’s Motley Crue with “Smoking in the Boys Room.”