SANTA SHOWS UP WITHOUT FULL COSTUME; PARENTS MAD

A disheveled Santa at a UK shopping center has infuriated parents after he showed up missing shoes and a hat. The replacement Santa at the Metrocenter Christmas Grotto in Gateshead stepped in after another Santa couldn’t appear. He came an hour late, had no boots, wore red socks and forgot his hat, so kids saw an incredibly lousy long-haired white wig. What’s more, parents said Santa kept asking, “How many more children do I need to see before my break?”
* So, a Millennial, huh?
* Billy Bob Thornton, is that you?
* Sounds like the Santa in the Grotto was blotto.
* Well, dash away all!
* And they heard him exclaim as he ran out the bower / “What did you expect for 6 bucks an hour?”