RUSSIA MOON MISSION CRASHES

Over the weekend, Russia’s attempt at a lunar landing crashed on the surface. In typical Russian fashion, the state propagandist media tried to put a good spin on it. Tsargrad-TV noted that the Russian space program had been “generally very successful,” but talking about the crash it said, “The first pancake is often lumpy.”
* So, they’re trying to distract us with food?
* How about “Our lunar lander successfully reached the surface at an impressive rate of speed.”
* So, don’t go to the moon in a Russian lander, and when in a Russian restaurant, don’t order pancakes.
* The Russian space team has some other sayings:
– Vodka and slide rules don’t mix.
– Don’t walk near a high window for awhile.
– Can’t we blame this on Ukraine?