ROMANTIC GUY BRINGS GIRLFRIEND A BUNDLE OF KALE

In a romantic gesture, a Houston man thought he was giving his girlfriend a pretty flower, but it was actually a bundle of kale instead. The woman Jailyn, tweeted a photo of the “flower” she was given by her boyfriend, Jamarcus. “My boyfriend brought me this thinking it was a flower but it’s lettuce,” Jailyn wrote. “I was sleeping and he woke me up by knocking on my window. I went to go open the door and he had the lettuce in his hand with a big smile,” Jailyn said. He didn’t know what it was until I told him it was lettuce.” Jamarcus got the kale – a green plant with purple tips – from his job at a warehouse.
* So now, he’s busted for theft as well.
* Could he at least give her some salad dressing?
* Lettuce hope he learned his lesson.
* As he gave her the kale, he said, “Plant one on me!”
* She squashed his dreams.
* A girlfriend who’ll embarrass you to the entire world? What a catch!
* Will they stay together? It Romaines to be seen.
* PHONE TOPIC: A grand romantic gesture gone wrong.