ROBBER DRESSES AS DOMINO'S WORKER TO ROB DOMINO'S

A man tried to rob a Domino’s Pizza restaurant last Friday in Fort Worth, Texas, dressed as a Domino’s employee. Andrew Peppers, 22, was wearing a Domino’s shirt, as well as a Domino’s hat, sunglasses and a “doctor’s mask” over his face, when an employee noticed he was trying to rob the store. Police were called, and Peppers was arrested for attempted robbery.
* Domino’s thanked the police for holding the Peppers.
* A doctor’s mask, because he was attempting to perform a cash-ectomy on the cash register.
* At least he didn’t try to rob Little Caesar’s wearing a toga.
* When they caught him, did he yell “Dough!”?
* Next time, wear a suit a say you’re the health inspector. They’ll totally get out of your way.