ROBBER A FASHION DISASTER

Last Thursday morning, a man dressed in a leopard print robe used a hairbrush to rob a McDonald’s in Groves, Texas. Police say Gevondis Demond Joseph, 29, used a hairbrush under his robe to pretend he was armed during the robbery. He was wearing a black piece of clothing over his face, a leopard print robe, orange gloves and orange Crocs. When officers arrived at the McDonald’s, they saw Joseph running from the scene. He was taken into custody after a short foot chase.
* Wearing Crocs, you bet it was a short foot chase.
* “I’m sorry, sir, you must want to rob the Walmart down the street.”
* Anybody else picturing Titus Andromedon from “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”?
* Maybe RuPaul after taking too much cold medicine.
* This is what Ronald McDonald would look like if you dropped acid.
* A leopard print robe? I’m surprised he wasn’t arrested by the fashion police.
* I guess once you’ve committed to the robe, the orange gloves and shoes are no big deal.
* They should go well with his new orange jumpsuit.
* It’s okay, he had a concealed hairbrush permit.
* The hairbrush was loaded – with split ends.
* The workers probably knew it wasn’t a real gun, but who wants to be a hero if you’re working at McDonald’s?