RENAMING THE USA

Reddit asked, “You have been asked to rename United States of America. What name would you pick?” Some of the responses:
– “Fifty Nifty United States from 13 Original Colonies”
– “The Somewhat United States of America”
– “Country McCountryFace”
– “New New England”
– “Oosa – USA”
– “Can’tada”
– “Mexicant”
– “Canada Pants”
– “The greater regional water reserve of Nestle”
– “England 2: Electric Boogaloo”
– “50 Shades of States”
– “Diabetoland”
– “Walmartica”
– “Other Countries Hate This One Little Trick”
– “Yankee doodle land-y”
– “Yankeedoodlestan”