PUMPKIN SPICE AIR FRESHENER CAUSES SCHOOL EVACUATION

Officials evacuated a Baltimore school Thursday afternoon after hazardous materials crews were called for a strange odor. Hazmat crews were called to Crito Rey Jesuit High School. The source of the irritant turned out to be a pumpkin spice air freshener. Two students and three adults were taken to hospitals with unknown injuries. One of the adults suffered an issue not related to the incident. Officials said dozens of students were triaged at the scene.
* Well, Ah declare … SOMEbody fetch me mah faintin’ couch!
* What were the kids treated for – the after-effects of adult panic?
* An uncalled-for $500 emergency room visit. Thanks, Febreze!
* They evacuate the school over the smell of air freshener. Yet every day, they send thousands of school boys into the gym locker room, and no one bats an eye.
* Again with the pumpkin spice. This never would have happened with a Fresh Linen scented air freshener.
* If you think this is bad, wait ’til Christmas time when everybody’s spraying the Pine and Peppermint.
* Is it just me, or is America on the verge of a nervous breakdown?