PUB RENOVATIONS BRING OUT GHOSTS

The landlords of the Eight Kings pub in Dorset, Kirsi Davouli and Darren Boudreau, have witnessed some spooky goings-on in the pub, and even customers have said they have seen ghostly apparitions about the place. But, they say, there was a dramatic increase in so-called paranormal activity after they refurbished the premises last November. They said that after the pub reopened, reports of customers being bothered by ghosts and sightings of spirits greatly increased. So, naturally, they held an exorcism. Darren said: “I felt very apprehensive after my first encounter, so after deep thought I decided to try and move them on with the help of the local church and spiritualists, hoping not to witness this again.” Did it work? Darren says: “I was told that the spirit(s) had moved on and was hoping this would be the end of the matter.”
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