POLL: 35% OF REMOTE WORKERS WORK FROM THEIR BED

A survey by Office Depot of 2,000 people who work mostly or entirely remotely finds that 35% of employees spend an average of an hour a day working from bed.
* This percentage goes way up among sex workers.
* And mattress testers.
* I wondered why Office Depot started selling sheets and pillows.
* It’s hard working from bed. I keep rolling over the Scotch tape dispenser.
* The only work I do in bed is sawing lumber, baby! (make snoring sounds)