POLICE SEARCH FOR STINKY BUTT

Police in Jacksonville, Texas, are searching for a waned felon on the loose. They received an anonymous tip about the location of Drashaydrian Montell Hunter, 26. Mr. Hunter is also known by the nickname “Stinky Butt.” The caller said Hunter was walking around the area of Lincoln Park. Jacksonville police responded and saw Hunter, who immediately fled on foot into a wooded area. They have been unable to locate Hunter since he ran.
* He may outrun the law, but he’ll never outrun that nickname.
* I guess “Drashaydrian” is too much of a mouthful. If only he’d been named “Pete” or “Joe”.
* Hello? They’re called “pre-moistened toilet wipes”.
* Bet he gets a lot of action with THAT Tinder profile name.
* Seriously, call out the dogs, man. This’ll be over in 10 minutes.