POLICE RAID UNCOVERS $200,000 WORTH OF LEGOS

Police in Melbourne, Australia, performed a drug raid Tuesday afternoon on a house in the Botanic Ridge suburb. They found a meth lab and boxes of gemstones, and then they found the real haul: 1,130 boxes of Lego bricks, worth more than $200,000. Police said there were so many of the plastic building blocks that a truck will be needed to transport them. A 36-year-old man and a 32-year-old woman were arrested.
* Well, what else are you going to buy with all that drug money?
* Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together.
* Lego bricks. As expensive as bricks of cocaine.
* What blockheads.