AUDIO: POLICE OFFICER TIES SPEEDER'S TIE
A Menomonie, Wisconsin, police officer stopped a speeding college student on Nov. 30. Video posted on the department’s Facebook page shows Officer Martin Folczyk pulling up behind the University of Wisconsin student in a parking lot. The student explained he was speeding because he was late to give a presentation and was trying to find a friend who could tie his necktie. Officer Folczyk asked for the tie, put it on himself and made a knot for the student. The officer handed the tie back to the student and sent him on his way with a warning to slow down.
* “Your Local Police – We Don’t Just Shoot People Anymore”.
* Unsophisticated Lives Matter.
* How to tie a tie. Isn’t that what the internet is for?
* Or maybe a necktie app on his smartphone.
* Hello? They’re called clip-ons.
* Maybe go with a retro ascot.
* How about one of those tuxedo t-shirts?
* Wait, it’s “To Serve and Protect” – not to dress.
* Stuff like this might happen in a town like Menomonie with 16,000 people but don’t try it in the big city.
* That’s all he could come up with to explain his speeding? I think he should have gotten a ticket for such a weak excuse.
CLIP: Menomonie – one of the few Wisconsin towns to have its own song. (Muppets singing “Manamana”.)
