POLICE OFFICER GIVES MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A SNAKE

A police constable in Narmadapuram, India, is a hero after giving CPR to a snake that had fallen unconscious after being drenched in pesticide-laced water to flush it out of a pipe in a house. A video shows constable Atul Sharma blowing air into the snake through mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The snake, a non-poisonous rat snake, is seen inert at first and then puffing up when Sharma blows air into its windpipe. It regains consciousness and slithers away. Officer Sharma says he learned his snake resuscitation skills on the Discovery channel.
* Well, Discovery AND the Playboy Channel.
* “OK, I’ll give you mouth-to-mouth, but – no tongues.”
* The kiss of life! Or, the hiss of life, more like.
* “Oh, how cute!” said nobody on the scene.
* I expected him to inflate it like a balloon and then twist is into a little giraffe or something.
* He saved a rat snake. You know who wasn’t happy? The rats.