POLICE HOPE TO IDENTIFY BURGLAR BY HIS ASS

Police in the West Midlands region of the UK released the “best photo” they had of a wanted thief: a photo of his bare butt. In security camera footage, two men are seen stealing several expensive power tools from a van. While one of them is taking the tools, the other noticed the security camera and mooned the camera. The camera doesn’t show either man’s face, but they got a good moon shot, so police put out the photo asking if anybody recognizes it.
* Like the doctor who gave him a prostate exam.
* Police are getting a little behind in their work, are they?
* He’s a cheeky devil, that one.
* I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of it.
* They’ve got their crack detectives on the job.