POLICE CATCH LADY POOPER

Connecticut State Police on Tuesday arrested a 43-year-old woman in connection with human excrement deposited on three separate occasions in the middle of the same cul-de-sac in East Granby, Connecticut. Holly Malone was charged with misdemeanor breach of peace. She lives a few miles away from the cul-de-sac. A motion-activated camera set up after the second incident in November recorded Malone’s car. Authorities say Malone told them that she’s lactose intolerant but sometimes eats dairy products, and she stopped in the cul-de-sac because she couldn’t make it to a bathroom in time.
* Don’t you love how they always have their excuse all ready to go?
* That excuse is as full of you-know-what as that lady was.
* Lactose intolerant? Sorry, but the neighborhood is feces intolerant.
* Well, this is a load off their minds. And their cul-de-sac.
* A motion-activated camera caught her movement.
* I think she was marking her territory, warning other lady poopers to stay away.