POLICE ARREST DICKFACE JOHNSON

A 37-year-old Largo, Florida, man was arrested Sunday morning on a domestic disturbance call. Jeffrey Poole said he was going to beat “every cop’s ass” when they showed up on his doorstep. He took one swing at the cops and missed. Filling out the arrest report, police asked Mr. Poole if he had any aliases. He told them the alias: “Dickface Johnson”, which then went into his police record.
* What the heck are they teaching in alias school these days?
* Boy, that name works in so many different ways.
* Wasn’t “Dickface Johnson” Cary Grant’s real name?
* To be really trendy, it should be “Dicky McDickface”.
* I always wanted to use “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”.