PLASTIC SURGEON SHOWS UP DRUNK FOR SURGERY

A Kentucky plastic surgeon was arrested Monday after allegedly showing up drunk to perform a surgery. Dr. Theodore Gerstle, of Lexington Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery, was scheduled to operate around noon on Monday, but staff at the Baptist Heath Lexington hospital were alerted that the physician was intoxicated. Gerstle left the hospital, voluntarily and on foot, after the chief medical officer confronted him. Hospital staff then reportedly called the police. He was arrested a short time later not far from the hospital, and charged with public intoxication. His staff privileges at the hospital have been suspended pending an investigation. It’s unclear what type of surgery Gerstle was scheduled to perform.
* Plastic surgeon or plastered surgeon?
* Hey, it’s not easy looking at ugly people every day.
* He likes to lift a few before a facelift.
* “Are you ready for your abominodasty… ablomoplasby… abodominopassy… your (hic) tummy tuck?”
* “I’m gonna make your face as (hic) tight as I am right now.”