PLANE LEAVES EVERYONE’S BAGGAGE BEHIND

A plane flying from Zurich to Spain over the weekend arrived without a single piece of luggage onboard. Passengers on the Swiss airlines flight to Bilbao, Spain, on Saturday evening waited by the conveyor belt for their luggage to appear for over two hours. There was none. The suitcases were left behind due to “a shortage of ground staff,” according to an airline spokesman. “We regret the inconvenience,” he said.
* Now if they could just leave the passengers behind, the airline industry would really be able to get it together.
* “A shortage of ground staff.” Nobody to load the luggage. So they can’t even FIRE anybody over this.
* There are some holes in the Swiss airlines operations.
* “Go tell them their luggage is back in Switzerland.” “No, YOU tell them.” “Meh, they’ll figure it out soon enough.”