PILOTS HAVE A SLAP FIGHT IN COCKPIT

Two Air France pilots have been suspended after getting into a mid-flight brawl in the cockpit. The pilots reportedly exchanged blows after one refused to follow orders on the flight from Geneva to Paris. Shortly after take-off, one of the pilots reportedly slapped the other after a disagreement. The pair then grabbed each other by the collar before one of them chucked their briefcase in the face of the other. Flight attendants heard the blazing row from the cabin and stepped in to split them up. A member of the cabin crew was forced to spend the rest of the flight sitting behind the pilots to stop the fight kicking off again.
* Maybe they were just slapping each other to stay awake, not like those other two pilots who fell asleep at the wheel.
* “Thanks for flying Air France, and we hope you enjoyed the fight – er, flight.”
* Finally the French decide to fight, and this is what happens.