PHOTOGRAPHER TAKES ANOTHER MASS NUDE PICTURE

New York artist Spencer Tunick staged another of his mass nude pictures on Sunday. This one was on Brisbane, Australia’s iconic Story Bridge. 5,425 buck-naked people piled on to the bridge. Everybody was told how to pose. In one shot, everyone crouches over on all fours, their heads turned into their chests. In another, everyone lies flat on their backs, with their arms flat beside them. In another, everybody is on their left side, butt toward the camera, with their right arm pointing up toward the sky. Critics say Tunic’s photos are less about sexuality and more about how a mass of naked people becomes an abstraction.
* An abstraction or a distraction?
* It’s actually about how Spencer Tunick will always, ALWAYS get free news coverage when he does this, ’cause – hey – THOUSANDS OF NAKED PEOPLE.
* It sounds like the world’s most uncomfortable yoga class.
* Never have so many people been hanging out hanging out.
* The worst part? 5,425 naked people bending over to pick up their clothes.
* Afterwards, there were massive cries of, “Hey, where’s my wallet!!!!”