PERUVIAN SOCCER PLAYER TAKES A LEAK NEXT TO THE FIELD DURING THE GAME

A Peruvian soccer player was sent out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct after urinating by the side of the pitch during a match. Sebastian Munoz, a player for Atletico Awajun, was caught relieving himself during a break while the opposition goalkeeper was receiving treatment for an injury. Officials gave Munoz a red card.
* And he yelled “Gee, whiz!”
* I thought they had a yellow card for those things.
* Well, they say he’s a real whiz on the field.
* Maybe he got confused when the Peruvian cheerleaders shouted, “Gimme a P!”
* Who leaked this story?