PENIS GRAFFITI LEADS TO BRAWL

A motorist got a beating Tuesday morning in the Lincoln Tunnel after he spray-painted a penis on the side of a box truck during a confrontation with its driver. It began on the New Jersey side of the tunnel at about 9:30 a.m., when the two drivers nearly crashed into each other. They started arguing and kept it up as the two vehicles rolled through the tunnel. Once they reached a red light on the New York side of the tunnel, the motorist in the car jumped out and drew a wiener on the truck. The box truck driver jumped out swinging. Port Authority police arrived and stopped the fight. One of the men was arrested.
* Not everybody appreciates Banksy.
* Did they have to say “beating”?
* That guy had the entire length of the Holland Tunnel to think, “I know what I’ll do. Where’s that can of spray paint I always keep in my car?”
* Entering the tunnel is how he got the idea.