P.E. TEACHER STRIPS NAKED, CHASES STUDENTS

A physical education teacher at Carthay Center Elementary School in Los Angeles stripped naked on Friday and chased second-graders and fifth-graders. The kids ducked and dodged, and some of them ran into classrooms. The school went on a brief lock-down while officers responded and took the male teacher into custody. Parents were notified of the incident via robocall as well as a letter that was sent home with students. Mental health counselors were made available to the children following the incident.
* Hmm. Dodge balls.
* The kids ducked and dodged while he flapped and flopped.
* This takes “shirts and skins” to a whole new level.
* “This is how they had gym class in Ancient Greece, kids!”
* I wouldn’t get too worried. If it’s like the rest of their education, they’ll never remember it.