OSTRICHES ON THE LOOSE IN THE CITY

Drivers in Chongzuo City, China found themselves dodging a flock of more than 80 ostriches running through the streets and down the sidewalks late at night. A video taken early Saturday morning shows dozens of ostriches running through the city. The ostriches escaped from a local farm through an unlocked gate. Police say most of the ostriches were rounded up and returned to the farm.
* The rest of them were delicious.
* It was like that movie, “The Birds,” if it had been directed by Michael Bay.
* “Are those ostriches or did the mushrooms kick in?”
* At least it wasn’t hordes of vicious monkeys, like in India.
* Chinese bird flu? No, Chinese bird run.