OREO TO RELEASE MYSTERY FLAVOR COOKIE

Oreo is releasing a mystery flavor cookie. On Friday, the company “leaked” a picture of a package labeled “Mystery Oreo – Mystery Flavored Creme”, along with a banner that says “Guess the flavor for a chance to win $50,000”. There is no word on when the Mystery Oreos hit the shelves.
* “Hey – this tastes like diabetes!”
* They’ve already done every flavor except artichoke and cat-breath.
* How bored are they over there in the Oreo kitchens?
* They say the mystery flavor was created by an elementary school cafeteria worker.
* Imagine the scared look on your glass of milk when you start to dunk.
* Guess the flavor for $50,000. Okay, suppose I say that to me, it tastes like butterscotch. How do they prove me wrong?
* You want to sell more Oreos? How ’bout you stop jerking us around and just drop the price 75 cents?