OLD MAN GETS HIS OLD MAN PARTS STUCK IN A PARK BENCH

Rescue teams responded to East Hollywood Saturday to help a man believed to be about 70 years old who got a “personal body part” stuck between slats of a park bench. The firefighters quickly freed the man from the bench, and he was taken to a hospital as a precaution. Details were not provided about the “personal body part” or how it became stuck in the park bench.
* First, we need to know if he was wearing pants.
* Aren’t all your body parts pretty personal?
* Rescue teams. Sure, lets get 12 or 14 people involved. That’s not embarrassing at all.
* A hospital? They should have taken him to a plastic surgeon for a reduction, or at least a tuck of some sort.
* “Grampa, how’d you get the nickname ‘Slats’?”