NUDISTS PROTEST OVERHEAD GONDOLA PROJECT

Nudists in Austria are up in arms about plans for a cable car that would pass over a popular nude beach. A company wants to build a cable car system north of Vienna, across the Danube river and then back again. The route would take the gondolas over a stretch of beach popular with nudists. One woman, 72-year-old Barbara Hausjell, says she feared for her privacy if cable car users with cellphone cameras are allowed to swoop across the area. “I don’t want to end up on the internet,” the 72-year-old said.
* You don’t need to worry about that. You specifically.
* And why is a person who goes to a nude beach concerned with privacy?
* I could understand men not wanting people overhead seeing their bald spots …
* You’re soaring in a gondola over the Alps, when you look down and suddenly you see the Grand Tetons.
* “Are those the Vienna sausages I’ve heard so much about?”
* When asked why the gondolas would pass over a nude beach, the developers said, “Because we want it to be a success.”