NUDIST CAMP SEEKS LIFEGUARD

A Foster, Rhode Island, nudist campground is looking for a lifeguard. Dyer Woods Nudist Campgrounds’ help wanted notice for a lifeguard this summer says qualified candidates must have “excellent communication skills” and the ability to “work as part of a team.” The lifeguard can wear a swimsuit but it’s not necessary. Campground president Jim Johnson (!) says there’s “really no difference” between the Dyer Woods camp and a regular campground. He says “it’s a family campground and people just show up to relax.”
* To relax. Y’know … hang out.
* The place has been clothed all winter.
* What’s so hard about being a lifeguard at a nudist camp?
* You also have to enforce restrictions, like “No Playing with Balls in the Pool”.
* You’d better be pretty good at the breast stroke.
* Applicants must have their own sunglasses or, preferably, blinders.