NORTH KOREA ORDERS WOMEN WITH SAME NAME AS KIM’S DAUGHTER TO CHANGE IT

North Korean authorities reportedly are forcing residents who share the same name as Kim Jong Un’s daughter, Ju-ae, to change their name to something else. The order is part of the regime’s effort to build mystique around Kim Ju-ae. She is believed to be between 9 and 10 years old. The order from the central government says women who use the name ‘Ju-ae’ must change it, including changing it on the person’s birth certificate, within a week.
* Aw, man, and we already ordered the birthday cake with Ju-ae’s name on it!
* And if your nickname for your daughter is “My Little Pork Meatball,” STOP IT!
* Does she not have a middle name? Or are they gonna have to do this again in a few weeks?
* Most 9-year-old girls want a pony, but this one wants everyone to change their name. Besides, all the ponies have been eaten.
* They say a lot of women named Ju-ae are changing their name to Dennis Rodman.