NORTH KOREA OPEN FOR TOURISM

North Korea has announced that they will resume international tourism this winter, ending a COVID-era ban on travelers. Foreign tourists will be permitted to visit the North Korean city of Samjiyon. North Korea has been working for years to develop and build tourism facilities in Samjiyon, a mountain city near the Chinese border. Other areas of the country could potentially-also-possibly-maybe-might become accessible too, they say. Another major tourism site is being constructed on the country’s eastern coast.
* It’s certainly cheaper than Disney World, and probably less repressive.
* Be sure to have your passport, your toiletries in a clear plastic bag, and a list of your preferred methods of torture.
* “Foreign tourists will be permitted to visit the North Korean city of Samjiyon.” Whether they will be permitted to LEAVE is a little more iffy.
* There’s so much to see in North Korea!
– The Ministry of Ruthlessness.
– The place where many North Koreans get their food, also known as the Sod Farm.
– The hole in the ocean where all the test missiles go.
– The new restaurant, International House of Hostages.
– And of course, the Kim Jong Un Memorial Everything.