NO EATING AT FOOD EXPO

If you’re going to next week’s annual Food Expo at the Convention Centre in Wan Chai, Hong Kong, eat a big breakfast first. There’s no eating allowed at this year’s Food Expo. A tasting ban has been put in place because of the pandemic. Susanna Sin (* sounds like a bondage mistress!), head of communications at the Trade Development Council which organizes the five-day expo, says they understand the public really wants to sample the food, but “we are still not at the point where we can take off our masks and eat freely anywhere.”
* In fact, don’t even waste your time going. Just send them the $20 admission fee and go do something else.
* Here’s an idea – puree every item in a blender, and give everyone a straw they can slip under their mask.
* How ’bout: Everybody takes their food into a specially designated Porta Potty, and when they’re done, you hose it out with bleach for the next person.
* Also remember, when you go to the museum, be sure to wear your blinders so you can’t see any of the pictures.
* “Welcome to the Hunger Games!”