NAKED MAN IN MALL MASSAGE CHAIR

A Hamilton, New Jersey, man stripped off his clothes and sat in a massage chair in a common area of Quaker Bridge Mall last week. Joseph Michalski, 51, reacted angrily when a mall security officer approached him last Tuesday and asked him to put his clothes on. Michalski punched the guard in the face, causing the guard to wrestle him to the floor until township police arrested him. Michalski was charged with lewdness and simple assault.
* No happy ending for that guy.
* Nor for the custodian who has to wipe down that massage chair.
* Where’d the guy keep his quarters for the chair?
* This was going to be a scene in the “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” movie, but they thought it was too crazy.
* Massage this.