NAKED HIKER SPOTTED ON FULL FRONTAL TRAIL

Police in Summerland, British Columbia, are investigating a report of a man hiking nude on the Full Frontal Trail of Mount Conkle. The man was seen hiking by a group of individuals. The RCMP suggests that if anyone sees the naked man to take a picture, in the hopes of identifying him.
* But make sure the sun is right – no backlight, and make sure get a good angle.
* They hope to identify him by his Conkle.
* Look for a guy with no tan lines.
* “I was just following the directions on the sign!” said the hiker.