NAKED CAME THE MAILMAN

Back on December 4th, mailman David A. Goodman, 52, arrived to deliver the mail at a law firm in Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin. The 21-year-old receptionist mentioned to Mailman Dave that she still had to pick up the law firm’s mail from its post office box. He then left but returned about 10 minutes later and knocked on the door. The woman opened the door to find Mailman Dave naked, with the mail from the P.O. box. The woman turned away, held out her hand and said, “Give me the mail and get out of here.” He immediately began to apologize before leaving the office, only to return about 20 minutes later to apologize through a closed door. She called police. Mailman Dave was arrested a short time later and taken to the police station. There, the police report states, he said he was only trying to cheer up the receptionist and make her laugh. Goodman told officers the woman had seemed stressed out and had a lot going on with school and work. He told her he would pick up the firm’s mail from the post office box and deliver it naked. Goodman said he took her response to his statement as a dare. The woman, however, said she never heard such a statement and did not dare him.
* She could see his mail sack and everything.
* “How do you like my Yule Log?”
* This is one of those where the list of charges grows by the minute as you go through the story.
* Sure, what 21-year-old woman isn’t just dying to see a 52-year-old man’s naked body?
* “So that’s what Dad looks like naked. Thanks, Mailman Dave.”
* At least he didn’t have an erection – also known as going postal.
* He got naked to make her laugh? So this was one mailman who wasn’t delivering a very big package.
* At the very least they can get him for being out of uniform.