MUSHROOM TRIPPERS RESCUED FROM MOUNTAIN

Last Saturday, rescuers had to aid a group of men on a UK mountain top who were tripping on magic mushrooms. Passers-by reported the group of young men acting strangely at the Stonycroft Beck, Newlands area of the Lake District National Park, roughly 75 miles north of Liverpool. Two of the men had become ill after ingesting the psychedelics. Rescuers had to convince the men to let them guide them to safety at the bottom of the mountain before it got dark. The rescue mission involved 11 rescuers and took a total of two hours.
* They had to talk them down before they talked them down.
* “Please follow us down the mountain.” “But, you’re giant lizard people!”
* They couldn’t call for help ’cause their phones kept turning into Silly Putty.
* How come the mushrooms had such an effect on these guys? Weren’t they raised on British food?
* And another thing – when did Britain get mountains? I thought the highest point was Solsbury Hill. You know, where you can see the city lights. Wind blowing, time stands still.