MOURNERS TAKE DEAD MAN TO THE BANK, DEMAND MONEY FROM HIS ACCOUNT TO PAY FOR CREMATION

Villagers in Bihar, India, needed money to pay for a man’s cremation. The man had not named an excecutor, but they found his bank book and saw he had money in a bank account.Last Tuesday, when they bank refused to give them money from the man’s account, they took his corpse to the bank and left it inside. After a few hours, local police intervened, and bank officials finally gave the villagers ₹10,000 (rupees) out of the man’s account.
* So, they decided to make a stink, eh?
* Seriously, though, how much does a match cost?
* “Wow – how long has THAT guy been waiting for a teller window to open up?”
* Ever heard of a bank lien? They just liened him against the bank.
* Talk about cashing out.