MOUNTAIN LION CRASHES THROUGH BEDROOM WINDOW ONTO SLEEPING WOMAN

In Colusa, California, a mountain lion came crashing through an apartment window, landing on the bed of a sleeping woman. The woman, initially confused, stayed calm and opened the back door. Bleeding and disoriented, the animal ran back outside.
* At first she thought it was a cat burglar.
* Weird thing was, the woman lives in a 9th floor apartment.
* Was she a cougar? The mountain lion, I mean.
* How do we know it was disoriented? Did she give it a field sobriety test?
* Imagine waking up from a strange dream only to find real life is stranger than the dream.
* Now here’s R. Kelly with “I Believe I Can Fly”.