MOTORCYCLIST CRASHES, SHOOTS SELF

A motorcyclist involved in a crash in Melbourne, Florida, was shot by his own gun Thursday. The motorcyclist had a gun on his hip when the bike crashed. The gun discharged, shooting him, the Florida Highway Patrol said. Both the motorcyclist and a passenger on the bike were taken to a hospital with nonlife-threatening injuries. They were both wearing helmets, troopers said.
* But not their thinking caps.
* That little button on the side of your gun is called a “safety” for a reason.
* This guy’s behavior is so risky, I’m surprised he didn’t jump up and start running with scissors.
* Sad. He has a gun, which makes him look macho, then he crashes his bike, which makes him look dorky.
* When you leave a live round in the chamber, it’s like begging the Grim Reaper to mess with you.
* He survives a loaded gun in a motorcycle crash. Darwin loses twice.